Pretentious Games of Pretend
Saturday, November 29, 2025
Operation HUMBUG Part 3: Pay to Play
Operation HUMBUG Part 2: Strange Scenes
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
Delta Green Friendly: Captain Otto Koller, Texas Department of Public Safety and Friendly
OTTO KOLLER - Highway Patrolman of Mystery
STR 14, CON 14, DEX 12, INT 12, POW 13, CHA 17
HP 14, WP 13, SAN 60
Skills: Alertness 60% Bureaucracy 60% Criminology 40% Drive 50% Firearms 40% First Aid 30% Forensics 50% Foreign Language (Texas German) 25%, Foreign Language (Spanish) 20%, HUMINT 70% History 20% Law 50% Melee Weapons 50% Navigate 40% Occult 20% Persuade 60% Psychotherapy 20% Search 40% Unarmed Combat 60%
Bonds:
Marisol Koller (Wife) 17
Hilda and Carlos Koller (Teenage Children) 17
The Guys and Gals at the DPS (various colleagues) 17
Linda Moontree (Yoga Instructor and Personal Astrologer) 12
Motivations:
-It’s Up to Us to Keep the Chaos at Bay
-The Healthy Mind and Healthy Body Require One Another
-I’m from the Texas DPS and I’m Here to Help
-Keep Work Away From Home
Description and Personality:
6'3'' muscular, fastidously clean, flawlessly polite, and with a warm smile, Captain Koller seems every bit a caricature of a white hat from an old western film. Extremely health conscious and very superstitious, Koller neither drinks nor smokes and always has his rosary beads and some charms on him. The CD collection in his car is a strange mix of classic 90s country, Hildegard von Bingen, Gregorian Chants, and Ravi Shankar. He is a devout Catholic, having been raised as such, but has some very new agey occult interests as well.
Wednesday, October 8, 2025
Death's Head in the High Desert
Death's Head in the High Desert
Saturday, August 30, 2025
The Brotherhoood of the Road: A Delta Green Element
The Brotherhood of the Road
By Marc “grandini” Dilazzaro
Special thanks to Tophat
Cars in a circle, little lamb in the middle
All the headlights, so bright, he ain't cast a shadow off
Sick - SALEM
The ritual is always the same, but the place and people almost never are. Six cars formed in a circle facing one another in a lonely, abandoned place off the highway, each car’s driver standing to the side of their idling vehicle. It is night, the headlights come together to form a fully lit circle, in the center of which is a bound individual, often a teen runaway, but not always. The Man manifests to take what is his. He does not cast a shadow.
Sunday, August 24, 2025
Operation HUMBUG Part 1: Tribute Bands
If this corrective effort fails, millions of human bodies will indeed inevitably be chopped to pieces and chewed up by iron and gas. But even the habitues of the chthonic forces of terror will not learn one-tenth of what nature promises its less idly curious, but more sober children, who possess in technology not a fetish of doom but a key to happiness. They will demonstrate this sobriety the moment they refuse to acknowledge the next war as an incisive magical turning point, and instead discover in it the image of everyday actuality. And they will demonstrate it when they use this discovery to transform this war into civil war and thereby perform that Marxist trick which alone is a match for this sinister runic humbug.
-Walter Benjamin, Theories of German Fascism (1930)
With Halina Esfahani (aka SHIELD MAIDEN) being remanded to "recommended" psych ward by her parents, Peter DeVille (Zonnenrand) electing to be a cooperative witness in his own trial, and their "mass shooting as mass ritual" plot being thoroughly thwarted, Operation OPAQUE LENS can be considered a resounding success. But there's more to this case than two lost souls choosing stochastic terrorism.
Shortly before Halina's hard drive fried itself, a mocking notepad message typed itself on the monitor, indicating that parties unknown had full access to her machine remotely. Fraught interrogations indicated that Halina was a "consort" of an online, right wing occultic milieu calling itself the "Higher Order." One with more rigorous OPSEC and cybersecurity than most, and one with access to Real Occult Power through the amassing of a digital library of tomes.
Though OPSEC protocols are only as good as the willingness to follow them. Halina, or "Klaus Barbi Girl" to use her online moniker, maintained a telegram chat with another member of the Higher Order going by "Serrano's Shadow." Though he did not reveal his name or the name of his band, he intimated to Halina that he'd be playing at the Spahn in Culver City in early May. If H-Cell can positively ID "Serrano's Shadow," they could potentially get access to the Higher Order's custom server "The Great Library" without arousing suspicion. Well, that's the ideal, at least.
Posted May 3, 2024
Kali Yuga Now Master Post Here
Thoughts and Spoilers coming soon
Operation OPAQUE LENS Part 2: Friends Are Where You Find Them
April 17th, 2021
Odessa, Texas
"There died a myriad
And of the best, among them,
For an old bitch gone in the teeth,
For a botched civilisation".
So goes Ezra Pound’s poem Hugh Selwyn Mauberlay, a poem army veteran Steven Ortiz liked so much he made it his screen name. From what has thus far been gathered from his writings and activities since getting back from Afghanistan in 2016, Ortiz was searching for either meaning or community, or whatever passed for either online, but when he died screaming in a van outside Odessa, showering those who gave him a ride in blood and brain matter, he was definitely running from something.
H-Cell knows a few things. They know Ortiz went to visit two online friends in Globe, Arizona. They know they were called Zonnenrand and SHIELD MAIDEN. They know they talked about a ritual. They know Ortiz brought an armalite that saw action in Vietnam. They know he didn’t leave with it. They know something scared Ortiz real bad and that he was desperately trying to get back home to Birmingham. They know he didn’t make it far.
And they know that “Zonnenrand” just saw Ortiz’s telegram account come back online, and that he’s hoping his friend is okay.
Saturday, April 6, 2024 2:00 pm - 6:00 pm






