Sunday, October 24, 2021

Contents of the Law Office of Darnell Guerra

Here are the (slightly edited) contents of the Law Office of Darnell Guerra, the Green Box Frank Ryder was custodian of for LAMBERT. The items listed have not been thoroughly inspected. 





A filing cabinet drawer, apparently removed from its rollers with force. Inside are about most of the flight plans filed at the Stinson Municipal Airport for the June 1 to August 30th, 2008.


A stack of all of the original Dune novels in paperback format. A sticky note on top of the stack reads, "If you need to kill time, feel free to borrow one of these - just don't lose my place! --J"


A scratched plastic case containing a fully loaded, but quite worn, Taurus Model 94 .22 revolver and twelve loose .22 rounds.


A Benchmade 42 Balisong butterfly knife.


A very professional home-made "identity forgery" kit, complete with razors, scissors, glues, a laminator, mock-ups of different ID cards (security companies, public services, media, fictitious companies) and a handy photocopied manual on how to begin.


An empty pizza box. Any investigators who open the box discover a fully loaded MAC-10 submachine gun. A note scribbled onto the inside of the box reads "она мертва" 55 times
(the MAC-10 has been claimed by Inspector Soto.)


An oxy-acetylene welding torch and a contraption that appears to be for holding a limb in place.


A small Toshiba branded thumb drive, 128GB. There is a single file loaded onto it, titled 'thunderthighs.mkv'.


A manuscript: part of an unpublished autobiography by former Mexican President Lazaro Cardenas. The top leaf bears his autograph. Pouring over the text indicates there are entire chapters missing.


A Marshall Island stick chart. The charts represented major ocean swell patterns and the ways the islands disrupted those patterns. It just appears to be sticks and shells. However, someone who knows how to read it will recognize that it carries a message. 


A dented suitcase covered in hotel labels (1930s)


A stack of papers held together with a binder clip. The papers detail a long list of five digit numbers each with a city and state after (these are US Zip Codes). A few of the numbers that lack a corresponding location have been flagged with notes like "Majestic Facility?", "Prison Camp?", and "REX 84?"


A single shot 12 gauge pistol. There are three 12 gauge shells labeled 'Minnows' 'Cum' and '?'


A Tokarev TT-33 pistol spray-painted day-glo orange. A ballistics trace will reveal that it is the weapon used in two unsolved (non-fatal) shootings in Ohio.


A wet floor sign, of the folding triangular-pyramid design (rather like a giant d4). When picked up, it is far heavier than it should be, and turning it over reveals a homemade explosive device which appropriate rolls will determine to be a claymore-style directional mine. A cell phone is clearly wired into the setup, with "210-878-9292 = BOOM" scrawled beside it in Sharpie.


Wrapped in butcher paper and bound with twine is a manuscript for a book entitled "BEYOND THE VEILS OF SCIENCE" by "Dr. Harlo Y. Patten", dated 1971. It is actually a tattered photocopy of a low-quality dot-matrix printout


A lead pipe with strange symbols burnt into the sides. 


A chainsaw with a full tank of gas; for some reason, a powerful hand-held spotlight has been mounted on the side and its bulb has been replaced with a blacklight projector.


A small potted succulent that has somehow survived in a completely darkened room for an unknown amount of time

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